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OCYR ‘Politically Correct’ Holiday Party Tonight

Posted by Newsletter Reprint on December 14, 2015

This came over the wire from the Orange County Young Republicans…

 

Vague seasonal salutations, person/non-person:

Need a safe-space to tide you over through this terrifyingly offensive holiday month? The Orange County Young Republicans have just the place for you!

Join us TONIGHT at JT Schmid’s for a politically correct holiday party, where the only discrimination you’ll be subjected to is whether you’re a member or not.Admission is FREE for current members, $10 at the door for non-members and guests. An unwrapped toy donation benefiting Toys-for-Tots will also be accepted in lieu of the guest admission fee.
Don’t want to be discriminated on that basis? You’re in luck! We’re offering discounted 2016 memberships at the event for only $50 (talk about preferential treatment).

There’s going to be culturally-diverse bar food, gender-neutral festivities, and religiously-ambiguous event announcements! We’ll also be conducing elections for 2016 board positions. I know you’re saying to yourself, ‘Self, that sounds like a situation where there are distinct winners and losers!”. It’s nothing to be afraid of though; there are really no winners in cases like these, so it’s totally tolerable.

Confused by this entire event? Don’t worry, it’s perfectly ok. This is our final meeting of the year, and we’re shutting down 2015 the way 2015 deserves –
LIKE EVERY OTHER YEAR #equality.

Festive Chaunakwanzistivus4thofJuly to all, and we hope to experience you tonight!

What: OCYR Politically Correct December Party
When: TONIGHT, December 14th 6:30PM
Where: JT Schmidt’s, 2415 Park Avenue
Tustin, CA 92782
Why: Stop asking insensitive questions

(This is a photo of a gift. There is not a

particular holiday at all implied by this photo.)

2 Responses to “OCYR ‘Politically Correct’ Holiday Party Tonight”

  1. Greg Diamond said

    How very hilarious. Of course, I refer to the OCYR logo. Keep using it!

    (I wouldn’t normally take that sort of a swipe, but the organization seems so very filled with mirth….)

  2. Okay, that was a little bit funny.

    – a not-quite-PC liberal

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